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About dmaland

Danny Maland was introduced to the world of pro audio back in his high-school days, almost accidentally. Danny has experience in both the recording studio and live-sound reinforcement worlds, and has found that he prefers the immediacy and intensity that live-sound offers. In past years, he was a key player in establishing and operating "New Song Underground," an all-ages music venue offered as an outreach by New Song Presbyterian to Salt Lake City. He is currently the "inconveniencer of electrons and air molecules" at Fats Grill. Danny holds a vocational diploma (MRP II) from the Conservatory of Recording Arts and Sciences, and also a Bachelor of Science: Information Technology from Western Governors University.

Shelving Off The Shelf

I’m learning that shelving filters are very handy for system tuning.

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I used to shy away from shelving filters. I mean, why sledgehammer away at something when you can perform parametric surgery? It’s better, right?

As I’ve done more and more work with system tuning, though, I’ve started to become better at imagining the filters that will produce a desired response. It’s a bit like those characters in The Matrix that could “see the code.” You begin to recognize that, oh yeah, an octave-wide parametric at 1250 Hz could get that peak under control.

I’ve also become better at understanding how obsessive microsurgery is rarely a good place for an audio human to start. The broad-brush response is far more important as a launch point.

And I’m noticing more and more, especially with powered loudspeakers that are well-tuned at the factory, that a bit of opposed “tilt” in the lows and highs does A LOT. With two filters and a few seconds, a great deal of garble goes away – and a pleasant clarity also becomes noticeable. I’ve used the method at FOH and in monitor world, and it has made me smile in both places.

The neat thing about shelving EQ is that it can affect a very broad range of frequencies very evenly. Depending on the filter design, after about an octave’s worth of transition, every frequency in the filter’s passband gets the same treatment. It’s markedly different from a pass/ cut filter that effectively does more and more as you move into its area of operation. It’s also noticeably distinct from a peaking filter that falls off as you leave its center frequency. Shelving is a unique sort of tone shaping, and I’m glad that I’m finally starting to appreciate its particular flavor. It’s not a sledgehammer at all! It’s more of a very evenly distributed push.

It’s not that peaking filters are now useless to me, either. I still love them. They’re very handy for fixing spot problems, like a raspy peak in the highs. That’s the thing, though:  I get to reserve them for fine-grained tweaks, rather than pressing them into a kind of service that a different filter is better for. Why approximate a shelving EQ with a peaking filter? Why not just use the shelving filter?

If you have the inclination, and flexible shelving filters you can apply to an output, try this yourself: Run a quick measurement of a system, and then try to find the spot in the trace that the response seems to “hinge” around. The place where, if you applied opposed shelving EQs, the resulting response would be essentially aligned throughout the loudspeaker’s normally usable range. Statistically flat; Balanced peaks and valleys in both the low-end and high-end. (When you see the traces and hear the results, you’ll know what I mean.)

You might be surprised at just how quickly and easily you can get a system to sound much more well-behaved using this method. Obviously, it isn’t going to work everywhere and with every system, but I think it’s well worth looking into.

The New Critical Path

The loudspeakers are ready to go much sooner now.

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People get set in their ways, and becoming set in those ways happens pretty quickly.

It didn’t take long in my time as an audio human to establish my “flow of setup.” For years, I took the approach of getting all the gear into the room, then setting up the console, then setting up the mics, and then setting up everything else.

But I’ve changed recently.

These days, my approach is to get the console and loudspeakers going first, and then working on the mics and DI boxes.

Why?

Because I had a realization.

I was hit with this epiphany that the critical path to live-audio viability – the shortest distance to a PA setup that you can do any kind of soundcheck with – is power, console, loudspeakers, and THEN everything else. Before this revelation I had several instances of discomfort where I had all the mics ready, but the band rolled up and had to wait while I got loudspeakers patched in. This never turned into a huge problem, but it wasn’t the best situation to be in.

Of course, the preference is to have the whole system ready to make noise, mics and all, before the band arrives. Sometimes you can’t do that, though, and in such a case you’re much better served by having the output side of the rig ready. This is because you can always set and rough-in one mic at a time if FOH and monitor world can produce sound, but not the other way around. If you have all the mics ready, but the loudspeakers are lagging, you’re stuck with no progress until the loudspeakers catch up. Do things the other way, and you can at least have some forward motion on soundcheck as soon as someone is ready to get settled in.

This matters a lot when the schedule is tight, or made tight by some kind of problem with the show. (Even an “extrinsic” problem like bad traffic.) When your soundcheck time is about to run out, you want to be able to make some noise with what you have, because at least then you’ll have a clue about everything else that will have to be done on the fly. Monitor world is very sensitive to this kind of thing; It’s better to have an incomplete set of inputs in a “very correct” state on deck than everything patched but not mixed at all. Every input that’s feeding monitors appropriately is one more thing that you don’t have to scramble around with later at high volume.

I don’t know if anyone has had an experience like mine, but let me tell you, rediscovering your setup sequence is a huge breath of fresh air. Especially when it makes things better.

Seriatum Only When Necessary

There’s very little need to spend minutes upon minutes checking each isolated channel in FOH.

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I think it makes a lot of sense to go through each channel in a show and take a detailed look at it during soundcheck.

For monitor world.

In monitor world, I feel that there’s a real call to examine each input in turn, getting a tone that the players prefer on deck and spreading things around as needed. Doing things one at a time is especially helpful when running in high-gain situations, where feedback problems have to be tamed. Step-by-step strategies make those situations much more manageable, because it’s easier to pinpoint what’s ringing.

At FOH, though, I feel that channel-per-channel microscopy is rarely warranted.

It’s not that hearing things in isolation isn’t helpful to determine if a channel is way off in the sonic weeds. That’s quite sensible. What I don’t see, though, is the need to agonize over every single input for minutes at a time, simply as a matter of course. What counts is context, and over the years I’ve come to recognize that the perfect [insert instrument here] sound in isolation is often NOT the perfect sound for the whole band in the room. When checking drumkits, I like to hear the drummer play like they’re going to play, as opposed to “KICK KICK KICK KICK…” for an extended period. I find it rather more productive to slide the kick up over a regular rhythm, hearing how it works when emphasized and then dropped back into position. Maybe I don’t need that much clickiness in the top end…or maybe I need more, but that’s the kind of call that’s easier to make when there are other drums to compare with. Even better – when there’s a whole band to compare with.

It’s the same for guitar/ bass/ keys/ vocals/ whatever. With the musicians running a tune, I can get a sense of what’s going to work in a holistic way. If I gun the channel and something isn’t quite right, I’m still going to hear it if it actually matters.

And, to reiterate, I can always stop and ask to isolate something If I can’t figure out what’s bugging me.

My gentle suggestion, then, is to try an approach where monitor world gets dialed up, and the band can play together. As they do so, take that time to get FOH tones and blends. You may be surprised at how much more fun it is, and how informative it is, when you’re listening to actual music.

Low-Inertia Mixing

Life is different when small changes are very audible.

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I’m very proud to work with a Pink Floyd tribute called “The Great Gig.” We recently had a show at The Depot, one of the premier music venues in Salt Lake. Mixing in that room is very different from mixing in other rooms, and not just because it’s a rather large-ish place by my standards.

And also not just because they have a big PA with lots and LOTS of reserve power. Although that is a HOOT, let-me-tell-ya!

It’s because mixing there is what I call a “low-inertia” process.

In smaller spaces, you have the opposite. They’re high-inertia, because of the very large contribution of acoustic energy that’s essentially independent of the PA system. Any changes you make to the mix in the FOH PA are dampened: You get on the gas with a guitar to the tune of +3 dB, and unless you’re already much louder in the PA you don’t hear a huge difference. You yank the snare drum all the way out, and the snare doesn’t disappear because it’s already quite loud in the room. You might just get a bit of a tonal change, with the overall blend seeming to be quite similar.

In The Depot, though, a pretty tame room and reasonably absorptive stage mean that it’s possible to really, REALLY hear the PA over the stage wash without being insanely loud. That means low-inertia. You give a guitar a small push, and you hear that small push. Yank certain things down and they get much more lost than they would otherwise.

It’s a cool thing! Your faders, EQ, compression…all your processing tools are much more responsive. It’s also challenging, though, because the mix in the room is very strongly about your choices with fewer safety nets. There’s much less filling in the gaps. If you don’t get something tweaked quite right, it’s very audible. A little bit of buildup in the main mix that hasn’t addressed with the bus EQ? It can bite you in the face.

But, at the same time, you don’t have to sledgehammer with that main EQ. You can be much more subtle…and you can also do some tantalizingly wild things due to your relative independence from the stage. I imagine it’s rather similar to driving a car with a very light body and a very big engine. Small control inputs have large consequences.

It’s definitely enjoyable to mix in a low-inertia situation, but it takes a bit to get used to. You can also get yourself into trouble quickly. You have to be willing to own your choices, and be honest with yourself if you’re not pleased with the way thing are going.

To Stay Calm, Know.

If you want to stay cool, you have to know exactly what you’re doing.

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Tomorrow morning will begin the process of The Great Gig playing a show we’ve been preparing for over the course of months. It’s an epic-scale undertaking involving a grundle of moving parts. Many of those moving parts are human. Many others are electronic. There are lots of ways for things to go wrong.

On The Great Gig, I’m variously listed as a technical director, producer, and FOH engineer. However you look at it, it’s my job to prevent things from going wrong in the first place, and if that fails, to un-wrong the things that have gone wrong, all with a view to making sure everyone else can do their job. That’s plenty to do.

I’m not nervous about it.

The reason I’m not nervous about it is because I feel a deeply rooted sense of knowing exactly how the show is supposed to work, and knowing how we get it all to work. I understand our audio and lighting signal flow, and how to get around failures. I can easily conceive of ways that we can route around problems or “degrade gracefully” otherwise. I’ve already troubleshot some problems in rehearsal.

I plan to stay quite calm throughout the whole process. I don’t know if I will be perfectly calm, but “calm enough” will do fine.

Intimate familiarity with your show, your gear, and how they interact is what breeds the ability to shrug off problems. The flipside is if the production is like magic to you. In that case – where you don’t understand what’s going on and how to keep it going on – failures and setbacks are apt to cause panic.

In the world of aviation, I’m convinced that the pilots who do the best work and survive gnarly situations are the ones who know everything about their planes. What the engines will do under stress, exactly what happens before and during a stall, the weird quirks in the fuel system, and so on. When something unexpected occurs, it’s just a matter of saying, “Oh, right, we can tweak this thing over here and make it home safely.”

It’s similar in audio. Luckily, nobody’s life is at stake if the FOH mix has a problem. Even so, being well acquainted with how to recover from a failure goes a long way towards making an encounter with that failure less frightening.

Stay calm, stay alive. Panic and die. Stay calm by knowing what you’re doing. Not just the procedure, mind you – know WHY the procedure exists. You’ll have a good shot, then.

Parallelogram

A letter to engineers entering the world of live audio.

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Dear New Engineer in Live Music,

I’m glad you’re here. Seeing new folks in this business is good for me. Your enthusiasm and hungry desire to “learn it all” get me excited again. Thank you. This is place is kinda nuts, but it’s the good kind. Sometimes. It depends.

I need to tell you a secret. It took me a long time to learn it and understand it, even though its effects were obvious immediately. Getting a handle on this bit of arcana has changed my life as an audio human, especially as it relates to shows in tough rooms, or with loud bands. Or both.

Here it is.

You may be tempted to think of your PA system as being “in series” with the sonic events being created on the stage. It certainly would seem to be hooked up that way. You put a mic in front of a guitar amp, or a drum, or your connect a direct line to a bass rig, and you get a signal “after” the noise is made. That’s how it looks, but that’s not how it sounds. You’re making changes to things – big changes – but the show in the room doesn’t seem to be obeying you. This is especially troubling if your background is exclusively in studio work, where after-the-fact playback is a massive part of the job.

The truth is that the audio rig you’re operating is not in series with everything else, but in parallel. Sure, there might be a slight delay, but the sound in the room isn’t decaying into the noise floor before the PA gets involved. It all happens together. You’re a contemporaneous and combined process with everything else, which means your contribution increases the whole…and other contributions reduce your control.

Unless you completely overwhelm them, of course. In many cases, that involves such sonic intensity that folks will really dislike you for trying.

When you grasp all this, you’ll be much more comfortable with why yanking down that frequency in the lead guitar channel didn’t seem to do anything. You’ll have a much greater appreciation for how the sound of the drums in the room determines the sound of the drums with the PA. You’ll experience less of an unnerving sensation when the vocals start out garbled. You’ll begin to have a natural sense of when you can’t fix things, and be more comfortable in your own skin as a result.

You’ll be a better engineer at FOH or in monitor world. (Monitor world is a very cool place, and you should spend a good amount of time there if you can.)

My very best regards to you. Look me up sometime, so I can catch the wave of your joie de vivre.

Sincerely,

Danny

Some Tuning Starts And Ends

A look at some system measurements and where they led me.

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In the last few weeks, I’ve had the occasion to do a bit of measuring in a couple of rooms. One space was well known to me, and the other was brand new. In both cases, I found it pretty interesting to see the starting points…and where those starting points led me.


Room one is a venue I’ve spent lots of time with. It’s the location for The Intermountain Acoustic Music Association’s Local Concert Series. The black trace is the main PA (A pair of Yamaha DBR12s) with no EQ other than a high pass filter at about 50 Hz. The orange trace is where I ended up.

I’ve always felt that the space was “garbled,” with a tendency for me to go on deep digging expeditions in the lower mids with both channel and bus equalization. The black trace shows why. Relatively speaking, there’s a tremendous buildup of energy below 2 kHz, which leads to a sort of muddy roar. It’s especially rough when the monitors reflect off the back wall…yeowch!

I fixed the LF tilt with a couple of opposed shelving filters at about 2 kHz. A wide-ish peaking filter helped me tame a small hill at 1.5 kHz. I left the 75 Hz peak in place because some percussive work was being done with an acoustic guitar, and the small hill at around 5 kHz gave me a bit of bite that I liked.

(As a sidenote, I don’t really trust my wireless playback system to give me accuracy above 10 kHz, so I didn’t try to get linearity above that area.)

The tuning I put in place helped a lot. To be quite fair, neither act at this particular gig was a complex mix. Even so, I felt that I didn’t have to work as hard to get clear tonality during the show.


Room Two was the new place, a recently completed performance space in downtown Salt Lake where Samba Fogo was presenting a new work.

I think – thought I’m not sure – that the PA in this room is a QSC Wideline. The default system tuning in the room had an emphasis on the material at and below 1 kHz, but it’s not as sloped as the first example. I was surprised that it wasn’t a flatter trace at the get-go, but it was hardly a disaster.

Again, a couple of shelving filters going in opposite directions helped to even things out. I was more aggressive with the top end in this room for the system tuning shown, but during tech rehearsals and show runs I ended up backing off. I didn’t try to fill in the valleys at 400 Hz and 1 kHz, because I was pretty certain that I’d have an overabundance of material there in any case.

As I’ve opined before, tuning an array system at the guest-operator level is easily done by viewing the array as one large source. I wasn’t there to pick away at individual boxes or bandpasses, but to deal with the whole. As such, a couple of filters in the right places made my job much easier.

Black Gold, Silver Gold, Gold Gold

The value of Sharpies is hard to overstate.

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When the world economy collapses in The Apocalypse, Sharpies will probably be the main form of currency. Sorry, “Fallout” fans, but I don’t think bottlecaps are going to cut it. Two of these iconic markers will buy a whole farm, plus a generator filled with the last diesel to exist on the planet. Just you watch.

And why not? They’re already the most valuable thing that an audio craftsperson can possess. Apparently, I mean. It’s even surprising to me how I feel about Sharpies. I have this sneaky suspicion that if I lent out a 30′ XLR cable and it didn’t come back, I’d be over it in a couple of days. In contrast, somebody borrowed a silver Sharpie from me at the beginning of the month…and I don’t think it was returned…and I’m still thinking about it. And the person I lent it to. Their name, it is known to me. It is filed forever in a corner of my brain reserved entirely for the purpose of remembering persons that I have handed any sort of marking pen to.

Seriously, people ask me for an adapter, or a cable, or a roll of gaff tape, and I hand it over without thinking. Ask me for a Sharpie, and I become a bird of prey. I will constantly be looking around for you and my precious marker. I will be able to zero in on you from several thousand feet. My vision extends into the infrared and ultraviolet portions of the spectrum when a Sharpie is out of my FOH bag. I can hear the fabric of spacetime bending around you and my precious writing instrument. It sings to me across the aeons. It calls to me across the event horizons of black holes. Don’t even think about going outside the venue with that thing. No. NO. You can write on things in here, you villain, YOU KNAVE!

You want a mic stand? No problem, here you go. Want me to leave you the lighting computer and the password? Yeah, okay. You want a Sharpie?

I will get  your name and home address, and I will 100% look on Google Maps to see if it’s a legitimate place that exists. There will be a background check. Fingerprints. I will demand three references and call them.

Maybe it’s because the things are so useful. (Pro Tip: Silver sharpies on black gaff tape make really decent, semi-permanent labels for many racks and workboxes.) Maybe it’s because they seem expensive for their classification. Maybe it’s because they disappear so readily. Maybe it’s because everybody wants one. Maybe it’s because they’re hard to find when you really need one.

Maybe it’s all those things.

“No, dude, first you hand me the money, THEN I hand you the Sharpie.” It’s at that level. The things are made of some precious metal, I swear. Of all the “magic markers” in this world, they seem to have the most magic.

You could replace The One Ring in “Lord Of The Rings” with a Sharpie, and all the dialogue would still make perfect sense. That’s how valuable the things are.

“Is it secret? Is it safe?”

I’m tellin’ ya.

I Don’t Understand The Pricing

Why is a lackluster control surface so expensive?

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Last week, I had the privilege of working on a new, all original show at a large arts facility downtown. They have lots of nifty toys in that place, even in the small theater, including an Avid Venue mixing system.

I’ve talked about Venue consoles before. They’re certainly nice, but they have one heck of a price tag. In some ways I get it, and in some ways I don’t.

Here’s what I really don’t get, though. The S3 control surface used for the console in the small theater is a $5000 object.

I didn’t mistype that.

For $5000, you can get an entire Midas console that has all its I/O onboard AND a pretty darn nice surface attached – a surface that’s made for live use. The S3 is just a surface with minimal, “courtesy” I/O. On top of that, it’s just…

*Sigh*

I don’t have this site just to complain, but…

The S3 just doesn’t seem to be all that great in general, and especially not great for live audio.

It’s not that the faders are poor, or anything like that, but they’re faders like any other. There’s nothing exotic about them. You’re not going to have a religious experience manipulating the things. They’re fine, but that’s all.

The rest of the unit is very clearly (by my opinionation, anyway) for a small studio. The rotary encoders are too diminutive. The buttons are disappointingly lacking in surface area as well, and ambiguously labeled because of the S3 having to be usable in many different contexts (rather than being purpose-built for one). There are too many “select” buttons, again, because of the S3 having to handle studio and live duties, and it doesn’t handle its context intelligently: Avid could have built things such that a “select” button without some other corresponding function would just make the associated channel active. That’s not what they did, though. If you want to make a channel active, you have to hit select next to the fader – no other select button will do, even if that button is unassociated.

And about that ambiguous labeling? It’s hard to read because it’s both too small and lacking in contrast. It’s sort of okay when the booth is brightly lit, but when the lights go down you’ll be wondering where things are.

The show I was working on was another case of me bringing an X32 and just using the Venue as an interface to the theater’s FOH rig. As such, I was saved from having to truly lean on the house console. Even so, I saw enough to know that I was glad to not be reliant on the S3. The Avid Venue ACS system (mouse and keyboard control via a monitor) continues to be my preferred method for getting around on Venue consoles…doubly or triply so if an S3 is the provided surface.

To be brutally frank, I don’t understand why the facility spent the money on the surface. The ACS is a million times better. They should have gone for a 40″ TV to display the console interface on, with a really nice mouse and keyboard for manipulation, and then taken everybody on staff out to lunch a couple of times.

Seth Godin would tell me that the S3 isn’t “for me,” and I can respect that. I’m not a physical control surface sort of guy anyway. Even with that, though, I think it’s fair to opine that the S3 doesn’t seem to be for live use, yet it connects to a live-audio system, and GEEZE do they want a bunch of money for what it is.

Getting There Is What Worries Me

Getting there isn’t half the fun. It’s the bit that bugs me.

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I’m heading out for a show tomorrow, and I have some mild anxiety. Nothing huge, just a light gnawing in the back of my mind.

Am I concerned about the acoustics of a theater I’ve never worked in before?

Nope.

Am I worried about the musical configuration of the act being different from the normal setup?

Nah.

Am I concerned about executing well for an important, original work which is debuting in two days?

Not really.

I’m concerned about getting there. I’m apprehensive about whether there will be enough room for the van-o-gear to park and get unloaded successfully. (The new, big-time theater complex downtown was, of course, built around a street that was redesigned to mostly be friendly to pedestrians. Hey, Salt Lake! How about a performing arts facility with an awesome parking lot for cargo-van-scale vehicles?) I’m uneasy about the loading-zone only having space for two cars – maybe I’ll get to use the dock, maybe I won’t, and I still have to park legally while I get general access first.

Speaking of which, I don’t know if security will be “simpatico.” Chances are that they will be, but you never know. Walking up to an intercom and having nothing else to work with other than, “Hi! I’m here with audio for the show,” can be a little uncomfortable.

And then I have to re-park the van once I’m loaded in, my choices being both limited and expensive because:

A) It’s a van, not a passenger car, and

B) I have to be there all day and into the night.

About that parking lot, Salt Lake…I have thoughts.

This might sound like a lot of kvetching, and it is in a way. I’m going to get through this thing. My anxieties are almost always overblown at some level.

The thing is that, even so, the process of getting TO somewhere and IN somewhere is the least fun part of this business. Late nights, loud noises, uncertainty, technical issues, etc – it can all be dealt with. When the infrastructure you’re dealing with doesn’t work seamlessly with your gear transport, though, it’s a factor that feels out of your control.

(There’s another, nearby arts complex that has a !@#$%^& club behind it, and they have their VIP parking in the chokingly-small alley that you have to use for load-out. Whose bright idea was that, I wonder?)

Seriously, Salt Lake, can we talk about performance facilities and parking?

Anyway.

(Post-publication note: The facility very kindly let me park the van – for the whole day – in their ample loading dock. I felt very happy about that.)